Today I Fell in Deep Deep Love: When you think you’ve found the one, but really you’re just a player with commitment issues

 

So I’m only one week into my prep but I found the perfect evening dress today. White, sparkly, a darling little trail that would so elegantly follow me as I gracefully paraded out on the stage in May…a clever wrap style that would hug my curves and show off my assets…I am in love…I’ve never loved something so much in my life…I must have it…this IS a need, not a want…oh my god I’ve discovered my WBFF gown and its so early on in the prep…I am so prepared…no stressful gown hunting for me…I am a shopping profesh…

I send the photo to Carina (along with possibly a few too many love heart emojis, but really who’s counting when you’re this excited)…

“That’s really pretty, but we’re still so far out, don’t buy it until you’ve shopped around and we know how your figure’s going to look…”

I read the message back in disbelief. How could she not agree that this dress is a gown of such exquisite beauty, such grace, such…elegance! That this dress IS the WBFF!

Ergh, spoil sport I think to myself. Bet I’ll end up trying to get this dress right at the last minute because NO OTHER DRESS WILL EVER COMPARE TO IT and then they won’t have my size and then my whole life will be over. Sighhh but I guess I’ll take another look.

I roll my eyes, sigh again and google “Evening Gowns in Brisbane”

Oh look a store I haven’t seen before. I’ll just click on this and take a look.

Oh that pink one’s pretty, oh and look that white one’s nice too…not as nice as the original one I found but still really prett…

…OH MY GOD. I am in love. I am in desperate love. I would marry this dress and have its babies. Look at its floaty skirt. Look at its sweet sweetheart neckline. Imagine floating out on stage in this, in a slightly sweet yet sexy cloud of elegance. This dress is life. I MUST have it….

“Ahhh Clem, that’s really pretty too, but it’s only 10 mins since you sent me the photo of the first dress. DO NOT buy the dress, I repeat hold up on the dress…”

…sighhhhhh #spoilsport #life #demmisunderstoodfeels

FINE I WON’T BUY THE DRESS!

I guess another little google search won’t hurt then…

…OH MY GOD. Hold the phone! Look at this one! How did I not see this one before?? It makes the other ones look like Cinderella’s rags. This is the one she wore to the ball…this is the one she was wearing when the handsome Prince fell for her… oh my god I am in loooooooove…

…until my next google search…

…to be continued…

 

 

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